Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and curious site of 'chicks galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"Noooo...," I cried, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quote the server, “404”.
And the cursor, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
'neath the address bar that begot the 404.
And it's presence screams the meaning that I badly needed weaning
From my favorite porn star, Lenore
My lovely mysterious chick who shall be listed